>Why did the chicken cross the
road?
>
> JOHN KERRY
>
> Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now
>against it!
>
>
>
> RALPH NADER
>
> The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been
>polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach
the
> unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it
was
>crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
>
>
>
>
> RUSH LIMBAUGH
>
> I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet
it
>was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that
> somebody out there is already forming a support group to
help
>chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How
> much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing
the
>road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm
> talking about your money, money the government took from you
to
>build a road for chickens to cross.
>
>
> DR SEUSS
>
> Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes,
>the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
>
>
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
>
> To die in the rain. Alone.
>
>
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
>
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads
>without having their motives called into question.
>
>
>
> GRANDPA
>
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
>Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough.
>
>
>
> BARBARA WALTERS
>
> Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to
>the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how
it
> experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to
accomplish
>its life long dream of crossing the road.
>
>
>
> JOHN LENNON
>
> Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together -
>in peace.
>
>
>
> ARISTOTLE
>
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
>
>
> KARL MARX
>
> It was an historic inevitability.
>
>
>
> CAPTAIN KIRK
>
> To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
>
>
>
> SIGMUND FREUD
>
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed
>the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
>
>
> BILL GATES
>
> I have just witnessed eChicken2007, which will not only
cross
>roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance
>your
> checkbook, - and internet explorer is an integral part of
>chicken.
>
>
>
> ALBERT EINSTEIN
>
> Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
>beneath the chicken?
>
>
>
> BILL CLINTON
>
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
>definition of chicken?
>
>
>
> AL GORE
>
> I invented the chicken!
>
>
>
> COLONEL SANDERS
>
> Did I miss one?